One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you gprs modem give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'"What is cleverness?……
“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall h***e to gprs usb modem charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”“Yes ，but this youngster yelled gprs modem so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。……
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.一知半解，自欺欺人。A little pot is soon hot.狗肚子盛不得四两油。All are br***e when the enemy flies.敌人逃窜时，人人都成了勇士。All good things come to an end.天下没有不散的筵席。All rivers run into network attached storage sea.海纳百川。All roads lead to Rome.条条大路通罗马。All that ends well is well.结果好，就一切都好。All that glitters is not gold.闪光的不一定都是金子。All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事总是由难而易。All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.只会用功不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻。……
1)Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.2)One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.3)S***e water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.4)Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的 gprs modem 背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个女人。……
mike2 by 2008-3-18 14:52:00